Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Appocalypse

To celebrate the coming of the end, here are predictions on how the world will end

  1. someone will create the world maker button. Unfortunately, the huge amount of energy it requires kills all life on earth
  2. All day cake party for Weston
  3. Someone creates a enormous magnet that pulls the earth's core to the surface, creating a rift that large quanitys of magma come out of, covering the earth.
  4. A baby get's his hands on the big shiny button that say's " start a nuclear war!"
  5. In order to see if God is real, a man builds a computer with all the info in the world on it. Unfortunately, the computer goes rogue and launches nuclear winter
  6. Tanzia, Magnasia, Edtrogia,and Gladitorian collide with earth, forming a super planet. Were rats breed with wolves and killer stalker bunny chickens, creating killer werstalker bunnyratwolvechickens, which exterminate all people on all the worlds.
  7. Somebody reanimates a 50 pound prehistoric chicken that is a born killer. It goes on a rampage, breeds with other chickens, and the world is taken over by a chicken imposed government

I want your ideas. Your ideas could destroy the world. Give them to me.

15 comments:

  1. This post is great. I don't have any ideas on how to destroy the world yet, though.......

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  2. Okay, if I don't eat for an hour, I'm so skinny that I will become negative space, and the the entire universe will implode.

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  3. the end of the world sounds like fun!

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  4. I can not wait for the end of the world so I'll patiently wait for it to come.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................etc. etc. etc.

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  5. #1. There is one flaw in the breeding theory: Wererats are extinct and Evil Stalker Bunny Chicken is dead. However, the Space Pirates could rebioengineer them into existence, but the Space Pirates are also dead. Unless, of course, Slaveron gets ahold of Ridley's, Evilstalkerbunnychicken's, mystery creatures, and Wererats' DNA or RNA, which would cause an evil mass monster that worked for Slaveron.

    #2. Someone travels back in time and stores the energy of all cake incidents in one cake, then feeds it to Weston.

    #3. An all day treats party for all cake lovers with 4380654894786497 Everest sized cakes, 4385746877586 oceanic plate sized cookies, 5769287698654754 volcano cupcakes, and 4698785764 Mud pies the size of the mud volcano in India!

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  6. Don't misjudge slaveron. He will stab you in the back

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  7. Of course I know that! In Duncan's GTMEU books, **SPOILER ALERT**Aleron's body is destroyed when he puts all of his energy into a body that couldn't fit him. Body went KABOOM! Aleron's went with it.

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  8. Actually, it's spelled Slaeveraun, common mistake though.

    And Michael, I think for the mixed breed of scary stuff, you should add werewoodchips to the mix. Remember them, Tanner? still have the scratches.

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  9. The Werewoodchips! I totally forgot about them! Werewoodchips are evil woodchips that Werewoodchipify you if they poke you.

    Let's not forget the Motherasaurs, though!

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  10. ducan, here is werewoodchip on scratch

    http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Michael9t4/1578110

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  11. Dirty the water supply

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  12. SMEAGOL WILL GET REVENGE! HE WILL FIND THE RECRAFTED ONE RING AND TAKE REVENGE, ONLY TO LEARN HOBBITS ARE EXTINCT! He will take his anger out on mankind instead. However, he will first destroy Mount Doom so the Ring can't be destroyed. Due to his massive power, the world's secret *thinks of something presentable* "operator" *?* Must destroy the Earth so Smeagol will die.

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  13. Crash Earth3.0 into the Dark Galaxy.

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  14. You really want to go there, Alereon? Fine. I'll launch my driller misslies at Tanzia, blowing up its core and causing the universe to collapse.

    TaTa,
    MindBreaker

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